Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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