i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
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