How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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