I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
6 tequila shots, 3 kamikazes and 1 rumplemintz.. The next day I puked in my office trash can while doing payroll. I may have to dock my own pay for lack of class.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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