I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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