If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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