Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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