She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
nutella sex= disaster
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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