Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
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