so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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