return my video game
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
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