I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize