stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Damn victory sex feels great
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Randomize
