Buhtt sex?
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
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