thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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