Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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