I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
Randomize
