I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Girls should come with a carfax report
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Randomize
