And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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