I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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