Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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