My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He was completely serious when he said my boobs were like "majestic white clouds."
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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