I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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