is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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