At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
