did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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