i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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