no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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