Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Randomize
