my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
APPARENTLY giving your friend one of your shoes so that you avoid the no shoes no service rule makes you drunk...
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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