Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
So much Jack, so little girl.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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