in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just recycled a years worth of liquor bottles. I can feel my alcoholic carbon footprint shrinking
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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