I heard we made out
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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