you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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