I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
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