there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
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