I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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