me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
His hands were made for my vagina.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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