How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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