I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
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