I just pynch a tree in the face
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
