I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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