what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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