the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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