I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
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