scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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