How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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