It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Ah, drunk me ordered sushi at 3 a.m. for sober me's lunch the next day. EXCELLENT
I can't trust your balls anymore.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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