READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
I brought his matress to the living room we're laying on it listening to rick james drinking vodka
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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