Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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