I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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