so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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