just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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