Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
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