16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
threw up in the kitchen showroom. home depot employee of the month.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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