We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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